《World’s Smallest Violin》: My, my, my…(No, no, come in, come in, come in…)My grandpa fought in World War IIHe was such a noble dudeI can’t even finish schoolMiss my mom and left too soonHis dad was a firemanWho fought fires so violentI think I bored my therapistWhile playing him my violin(Oh my God) That’s so insane(Oh my God) That’s such a shameNext to them, my shit don’t feel so grandBut I can’t help myself from feeling badI kinda feel like two things can be sad(1, 2, 3, 4)The world’s smallest violinReally needs an audienceSo if I do not find somebody soon(That’s right, that’s right)I’ll blow up into smithereensAnd spew my tiny symphonyJust let me play my violin for you, you, you, youMy grandpa fought in World War IIWhen he was such a noble dudeMan, I feel like such a foolI got so much left to proveAll my friends have vaping friendsThey’re so good at making friendsI’m so scared of caving inIs that entertaining yet?(Oh my God) That’s so insane(Oh my God) That’s such a shameNext to them, my shit don’t feel so grandBut I can’t help myself from feeling badI kinda feel like two things can be sad(1, 2, 3, 4)The world’s smallest violinReally needs an audienceSo if I do not find somebody soon(That’s right, that’s right)I’ll blow up into smithereensAnd spew my tiny symphonyJust let me play my violin for you, you, you, youSomewhere in the universeSomewhere, someone’s got it worseWish that made it easierWish I didn’t feel the hurt(Repeat)All up and down the city streetWhile trying to put my mind at easeLike finishing this melodyThis feels like a necessitySo this could be the death of meOr maybe just a better meNow come in with the timpanisAnd take a shot of HennessyI know I’m not there mentallyBut you could be the remedySo let me play my violin for you